NPR science reporter David Baron has a new book out, called The Beast in the Garden: A Modern Parable of Man and Nature. Baron's book is about the return of cougars to the
But,
in light of the book's subtitle, I don't think it will be terribly
unfair if I use this story as a, er, parable. For the story it tells
is, at core, an old one: Monsters are loose, and some people know it,
while others pretend not to.
It's a standard theme, from old tales to modern stories like Harry Potter and Buffy.
The modern twist is that some people see it as moral to take the side
of the people-eaters. One suspects that this isn't so much in spite of
the people-eating, but because of it.
Cougars
were once regarded as timid, fearful of humans, and far more likely to
flee at the sight of people than to regard us as food. Of course, there
was a reason for that: for millennia, humans had attacked Cougars
whenever possible, regarding them as a menace to safety and as
competitors for valuable game. Showing one's face around Indians
produced arrows, spears, and torches; later on, appearing around
European settlers produced a faceful of lead. Aggressive cougars tended
to die young, or to receive sufficient aversive conditioning to learn
to leave humans alone.
Later
on, a generalized revulsion against predators set in. As Baron notes
(it's the source of his title, in fact), meat-eating was supposed by
some to have begun with Original Sin -- "carnivores" in the Garden of
Eden were said to have eaten fruits. In the post-lapsarian world,
however, hunting was long seen as something manly, championed by those,
like Teddy Roosevelt, who feared that excessive urbanization and
industrialization would cause Americans to become too distanced from
the reality of nature. But as that distancing took place in spite of
But
then "fluffy bunny" syndrome extended itself to become "fluffy mountain
lion syndrome." Government-sponsored cougar hunting ended, bounties
were removed, and cougars started to make a comeback.
It's
at this point that Baron's book -- which is very much nonfiction --
starts to read like a thriller novel. Scientists and outdoorsmen began
to warn of danger, but they were ignored by both the
In
the end, of course, people started to be eaten, and the bureaucracy
woke up to a degree. There's lots of interesting stuff in Baron's book
about ecological change, and the folly of seeking "wilderness" without
recognizing humanity's role in nature, but to me the most interesting
behavior isn't the predatory nature of the cougars -- which are, after
all, predators -- but the willful ignorance of human beings. So many
were so invested in the notion that by thinking peaceful thoughts they
could will into existence a state of peaceful affairs
that they ignored the evidence right in front of them, which tended to
suggest that cougars were quite happy to eat anything that was juicy,
delicious, and unlikely to fight back.
This
is, as Baron notes, something of a parable -- and not merely a parable
of man and "nature." One need only look at the treatment of such other
topics as crime, terrorism, and warfare to see examples of the same
sort of misplaced sentimentality and willful ignorance. Tolerance of
criminality leads to more crime; tolerance of terrorism leads to more
terrorism; efforts to appear defenseless lead to war.
Nonetheless, the same strand of wishful thinking appears: perhaps this
time, the cougars won't want to eat us. Some people, apparently, would
rather be dinner than face up to the fact that nature is red in tooth
and claw, and that -- in this fallen world, at least -- the lion lies
down with the lamb only after the lamb's neck is broken. (Worse yet is
the noxious strand of liberalism that suggests we somehow deserve to be
dinner.)
In the









Cougar sightings
If we were to admit that there were mountain lions in an area we would have to admit that there may be justification for carrying a firearm. That's a big no no in Illinois.
We certainly don't want the citizenry to think that they may have to defend themselves from a beastie.
More Monsters
TO: All
RE: Bus Stop Snacks
I recall hearing a report of the alligators in Florida. Currently protected by the same sort of let-us-protect-all-the-killers mentality Glenn describes for Colorado's lions and bears, these carnivorous reptiles have flourished.
The report that comes to mind everytime I see an article like this is of one gator that showed up at school bus stops in the afternoon....
.....looking for a mid-day snack....
Regards,
Chuck(le)
[Here there be monsters!]
P.S. I can see the signage now.
A pole with three signs on it. From the top down:
Bus Stop; with the picture of children
Wild Life Refuge; with the picture of a gator.
Don't Feed the Animals.
And some graffiti artist will draw a gator chasing children and scrawl, "Much" on the last one.
Loving Monsters: "Cougars and Lions and Lambs; Oh my."
Heinlein addresses this question repeatedly.
Two examples:
1) The Lion and the Lamb Sideshow exhibit
at the Carnival has two rules for success:
1) Keep the Lion well fed.
2) Keep a spare Lamb handy.
2) The "Speaks for Cougars" analysis, summarized:
1) Animals are people with fur, a beautiful
part of Nature, except for Humans.
2) Hate Humanity, hate myself; Want to die.
Humanity: UNintelligent design at its finest;
Well, that may be a bit harsh.
We came out of the caves yesterday, we came down
from the trees last week; Give us a month or so
to get used to being conscious beings, and we'll
be right - if we survive that long.
http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/01/grey-movie-this-film-may-be-okay-but-it.html I linked this to this review about The Grey (movie)