Erasmus
tells the story of a semiliterate priest who, returning from reciting mass, is
chastised by a visiting colleague for using the word "mumpsimus." "It
doesn't exist in the language," his colleague explained. "The correct
form is 'sumpsimus'." The offending priest responded, "I've been
saying 'mumpsimus' for 40 years, and I'm not going to change now to
'sumpsimus,' correct or not."
Dan
Rather is a classic mumpsimus, claiming, against the facts acknowledged by the
whole world, including the residents of Mars and Venus, that the forged
documents regarding President Bush's National Guard service may yet prove to be
authentic, which would also authenticate his flagging career.
Rather,
by knowing that he is flouting the facts, is guilty of committing a mumpsimus
and, at the same time, raises the issue of "checkbook journalism,"
the holiest dogma of the journalistic priesthood.
No
journalistic rule is as strictly enforced or, indeed, worshipped as the rule
that the media must never pay for its product. Indeed, the media would rather
do without an important story or feature than pay the source of it, unless they
are buying it from another media company. The media that does pay for
first-person stories -- the Enquirer, Star and other supermarket tabloids --
are regarded with contempt by the establishment.
The
supposed reason for this policy is that if you pay the source of one of these
stories -- say , the woman who survives a shark attack or a building fire -- he
or she might exaggerate the story in order to get a high fee. By dubbing it
"checkbook journalism," the implication is that money is the sole
driving force behind people who sell their first-hand accounts to the tabloids.
But of
course "checkbook journalism" also pervades the established press.
The anchors and staff reporters get paid for their efforts and the more scoops
they achieve, the more leverage they have at contract renewal time for higher
pay. In Rather's case, his biggest defense is that he didn't exploit the forged
documents in order to tarnish the Bush image but, rather, to scoop the
competition. This is but one more example of the media flouting the rules for
competitive reasons. Plagiarism, fake datelines, misleading credits -- all have
been used time and again by the major media companies, from The New York
Times on down (or, these days, up).
And the
logic is totally against the "checkbook journalism" policy. Who is
more likely to tamper with the truth: the staffer whose entire career depends
on the space he gets in the media over a period of years, or the Joe Citizen
who by good or bad luck falls into a once-in-a-lifetime experience that has a
market value (and whose experience can be checked out by a career journalist).
This
refusal to pay for product, set forth on high ethical grounds, is one of the
great scams. (Newspapers are good at this, refusing to print good news about
branded products unless the manufacturer pays for this news in an ad. The rule
is broken for pharmaceuticals that pioneer new therapies or cures, but for very
few other products, especially household products. The media has fostered this
policy as if it is based on high ethics, rather than on simple business
practice.)
The
absurdity of the "checkbook journalism" prohibition is that newspaper
editors don't attack book publishers as "checkbook publishers." Of
course they are. They don't even try to persuade authors to give them their
books for free. And if the source of a first-hand story is a good writer, the
newspaper might pay him to write his or her story for it or, in some cases, to
engage a professional writer to ghost it. All of this just to avoid paying for
the product cleanly and directly. Would it add to the media's costs? Of course.
Just as buying leather adds to the cost of making shoes.
This
doesn't mean that all first-person accounts or interviews have to be paid for.
But to have a policy that is religiously enforced is unfair and
counterproductive. Many stories are lost because of it.
The
author, a TCS contributor, is a New York media consultant who for many years
was Senior Vice President of United Media for Syndication.








